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I think the title says it all really.  Why must some  gym members take up equipment while at the gym, and then proceed to talk on their cell phones. 

Now that men know why most women won't have sex with them... It is time to help the ladies get a little learning on.

Let get this clear, it is not always guys waiting on girls. Girls wait on guys. Guys take just as long or longer to get ready. So guys stop complaining, because we wait on you. When we are ready to go, we have to wait on you to get off your game or wait for you to get off the pooper.  AKA my husband. Love you honey

Why are some people not respectful enough to use blinkers when they know they are about to turn. Why does someone in front of you just slam on their breaks, then turn a hard right. Without a sign of notice!!! I just want smack their mothers.

1. Take a Bath - Seriously! Personal Hygiene is the key to a great sexual experience... She may like some ass, but she sure as hell doesn't want to smell it.

I play a xbox 360 game called Call of duty modern warfare 2. Its a fun game, but what seems to ruin the game is stupid 12 year olds who get on the mic and just curse like they are cool, and have something to prove.  Another thing is...

What is with Idiot drivers, who dont know how to merge on the interstate? I come up the road, and some idiot is trying to merge on the highway...

I love my mom, but I don't always understand her.  She's an unemployed, bored, middle-aged woman who lives on facebook 24/7.  She'll sometimes have this weird, obsessive behavior and I can't help but look down on her.  Right now she's dealing with a psycho ex-boyfriend who's been stalking her for the past several months.  He drives by her house all the time and tries to follow her everywhere she goes, he'll constantly send her letters and flowers.  Instead of nipping this in the bud and taking legal action, something she should have done six months ago, she has become obsessed with the stalking.  It's almost as if she wants him to stalk her so she can run and tell someone about it.  I'm guessing that she's so bored that she thrives on the attention she's getting from it.

Working in a small office certainly has its advantages and disadvantages, but this is about a disadvantage.  There is no privacy at all so any sounds such as chomping on food, rolling around in your chair, typing on your computer, phone vibrating, sneezing, sniffling, you name it, is all out in the open and within an earshot of my coworkers.  I have been able to get used to such small annoyances because they're going to happen, we're all human, it's impossible for us to be completely still.  I just can't stand it when my of older, crankier coworkers make me feel like I can't breathe without irritating them (these are all women).  I guess since I'm practically the child of my shift (I'm 29, the others are in their 50s and 60s), I haven't quite reached their level of maturity so I'm automatically going to be annoying to them. 
Thanks to the huge crash in our economy, these old biddies can't retire yet since they lost thousands of dollars from their retirement plan.  I guess I can't blame them for being cranky. 

My aunt said to me earlier 

"If it weren't for you moving here, she would have been heading for adult day care." Her as in my grandmother.

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