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Now that men know why most women won't have sex with them... It is time to help the ladies get a little learning on.

1. Oooo That Smell - No not the Skynard song, and yes I am starting here. Girls, no guy wants to pull your pants off and get hit with the smell of the shithouse door on a shrimp boat. If you can't take care of your own shit... You are probably gonna mess ours up too.

2. MOVE! - If we wanted to screw something that didn't move we would all be necrophiliacs... If you heart is beating then your ass needs to be moving. Men are genetically lazy we would rather you do all the work.

3. Cut it out - This is not the 70's and you aren't stowing Gary Colman in your pants. You don't have to go bald, but we don't want to have to bring a machete to find the spot!

4. Biscuit - The best part about taking a women home for the first time is taking off her clothes. We have been picturing you naked for some time and now we get to see it... But you managed to squeeze your size 10 ass into a size 5... So when we take off your cloths it's like opening a can of bicuits! Dress to impress not to hide. We really do love you for who you are... Or someone does.

5. TELL US WHAT YOU WANT! - Most men aim to please there woman, and most men think they do... even though they are failing. And the fact we are failing is YOUR FAULT! We are men, we are dumb, hell we communicate primarily through grunts. We cannot read your minds! If we are doing something you don't like tell us... If you would like us to do something you do like..... TELL US! Don't beat around the bush, just say it! We enjoy sex, so outside of something gross we are going to go for it 100% of the time!

Cheers!