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Some women annoy me greatly. I work at a shit hole of a nursing home. 90% of the staff there are women, with me so far? Okay, of that 90% 50% of them are incredibly ugly, unattractive, and look like they never bath. 25% of them are "older" women in their 40's or 50's. The older women are actually okay, I get along fine with them. The 50% of ugly unwashed things I manage to dodge throughout the day without them clawing at me for a handout, or to be a father to their five ass backwards kids. Okay, so that's pretty clear cut. The remaining 25% of passably good looking women there are mentally and emotionally transparent, nauseatingly insecure, and so stuck up I'd swear to the dear sweet Lord himself that they have a steel bar up their ass hole. God Almighty.....I'm tired of trying to avoid playing all their fucking games! The classic game of "your not important enough to make eye contact with" (which of course fails pitifully when I walk past a reflective surface and see them watching me as I leave), then there's the good ol' fashioned "Since this guy is even remotely polite and shows only the barest of common courtesies, like saying 'excuse me' when he cuts in front of me, then he must be a doormat and I'll try pushing each of his buttons a little bit at a time to see how far I can push him!" Then there is the ever present "he's answering me in quick short sentences. *Gasp* he must be really shy and trying to hit on me! It couldn't possibly be that he just doesn't give a RAT'S-GOD-DAMNED-RABIES-INFECTED-ASS WHAT I'm saying, and that he finds my presence so utterly and completely useless that he just wants to end the conversation!" So, the only competition these reasonably - and I stress, "REASONABLY" - good looking women have are old ladies, or disgusting, red neck, meth addict, housewives who's only purpose in life is to WASTE MY FUCKING TIME. They get so puffed up and snotty I swear to God I would love to drag them out to the parking lot by their shirt and smack some sense into them. *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*. But you know what the worst thing of all is? Huh? Do ya'? Do ya'? *Drum roll* ladies and gentlemen the winner is!!!!!!!!!!!! They are all such brain numbing BORES! I try to imagine them with a personality, and I get nothing....nothing. I cannot picture these fucking things with a personality. Contrary to a lot of women's (including the 25% at my work place) beliefs:

YOU

ARE

NOT

HOT

SHIT!

DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND! While you may be able to drag a few unsuspecting losers along with your pitiably obvious and poor aimed flirts, not all men are like that. Instead of hopelessly dragging ourselves along behind you drooling for a piece of tail (which is really all they have to offer), the more educated and confident of us overrule our God given primal instincts to rape you and prefer instead to not cut our child's IQ in half by having it with you! I am in this generation, but I am certainly not OF this generation. All these babbling hopelessly oblivious fucks ever talk about is how a "boy 'likes' them", or how "they got a new phone", or "I started tanning, YAY!" Really the only hope in life is that these wanna-be models will all die from tanning induced skin carcinoma's, and expedite the beautiful, wonderful, incredible, sweet and sugary, blissful process of natural selection, and leave the rest of the world to actual women. Yes, I speak of the holy grail of girls, the types with looks, a vagina, AND brains. Do I seem heretical speaking this way? No. I have actually known two or three women that actually fit my afore mentioned criteria! Predictably though, none of them work at MY nursing home haha!

     I should also mention that giving the wannabe models the "Clint Eastwood lookover" as they're coming towards you rapidly meakens out these amazingly useless creatures. With their eyes on the floor they'll even gulp as they go by! (what fun!) Bottom line: I'm fucking sick of trying to be courteous to these women, and am instead getting my kicks in by screwing with their heads!

Post Script:

     All of the hopeless losers who encourage this behavior out of women, eventually get them knocked up, and will be forever sustaining these remarkably boring creatures, you can either:

A) Shoot yourself through the brainstem with a .357 magnum

B) Have someone back over your face with a pick-up truck

C) Sit down on a pungi stick

D) Lie down on the sidewalk so I can stomp on your neck repeatedly

E) Eat a bag of broken glass and salt