OMFG, can we really say, that i've had enough reading your fucking facebook status updates! I mean really? We have to get updates ever damned hour? Hour 1: I woke up, its nice outside. Hour 2: I'm eating breakfast. Hour 3: I'm taking a huge dump. Hour 4: OMG I DONT REALLY FUCKING CAREEEEE!!!!
Please stop, for all that is good stop, telling everyone what your doing every time you feel you need to. Here's an idea, when you think its been too long since your last status update? Wait a few more hours, slice your wrist, then think about it again. I understand if there is some interesting status updates you wish to give to the world. Such as: I just slept with my best friend's sister! - I just saw an alien land in my backyard, which is now anal probing my dog, etc etc.. Ok, maybe not that far fetch but you get the idea.
I know what your saying, just delete the friend who is giving the annoying status updates? A) I'm too lazy, B) I need something to bitch about, C) Its like looking at the sun sometimes, you just cant turn away.
But please, keep the status updates down to a minimum! AGHHHHHHHH
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Shut up
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... Wait, you mean to tell me that you're too lazy to unfriend someone, but have enough energy to bitch about them? I feel NO sympathy for you. Grow the f**k up and delete them! |
OooOO
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... Hey, did you forget this is a ranting website? And I will rant about wat da fuk i wish to. However, your right, so I have no more to say about that.  |
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