1. Take a Bath - Seriously! Personal Hygiene is the key to a great sexual experience... She may like some ass, but she sure as hell doesn't want to smell it.
2. Their Nipples not door knobs - I agree a little nipple is good for foreplay, but the last time I got a titty twister it didn't excite me, and I am sure it isn't going to work on her too.
3. Ass Smacking - Sure it is fun and playful, but do you really have to beat her like a 3 year old that just stole your Wii Remote?
4. Clean your love cave - No self-respecting woman wants to come back to your place to have sex when your walls are covered with your Jonas Brothers posters, and the floors is covered in with pizza boxes and cheetios. Seriously... I just got crabs describing that.
5. It's not as big as you think - All men want to believe you are John Holmes... But let's face it... Your not. Accept the fact that you are average and learn some moves!
Cheers!
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