Please don't get me wrong, I LOVE dogs and have two of my own, but I am so sick of having to not only clean up after my dogs, but also the horse sized dumps that my neighbors seem to think are NOT their responsibility.
You! Lady with the labrador mix! I see you walk by everyday, letting your dog walk unleashed, and at his own leisure. You walk a brisk pace, carrying a poop bag just in case someone points out that your dog just left a deuce on their lawn. Mostly your excuse is that if I walk fast enough and don't look behind me, I won't see the dog do his business, and therefore I am not responsible to pick it up.
Well, I am sick of it, hubby is sick of it, and after months of this rude behavior, be prepared for a midnight flaming pyre of poop in your front yard. I am going to actually scout out every piece of dog crap I can find, your dog's, my dogs', and several other guest crappers and build a great big pile for YOU to deal with.
